boats and hoes

i just found out that my mom has been cheatin on my dad for 5 years. shes been a whore for years..
and that my dad isnt my dad, and im not part white, all asian woah. thats why im not so pale maybe..

my parents went back to indonesia, she banged her ex, got pregnant, then my dad brought her to the us of a so i would be here today typin this, cause she would of aborted me, you know those 3rd world countries.
i also made these hella good brownies usin via a PERFECT BROWNIE MAKER damn tasty